6.I'm not sure this is the best response, but hey, different families handle things differently. 7.It's funny 'cause it's true! 8."Game over, Grant! Cancer won!" 9.Sometimes, the only way through is ...

Truly pious people — those who will go to heaven where it'll never rain and they'll get to eat delicious calorie-free chocolate waffles for eternity — would NEVER laugh at an unfortunate or ...