For those of us with classically London, middle-class (and probably middle-aged) dreams of moving to the coast, Lansdowne House in Hove offers a chance to live out the fantasy for a night or two.

Locals love living there too. ‘Crouch End is a North London middle-class haven,’ @HomeStar_UK previously wrote in a Crouch End-dedicated Reddit thread. ‘This is a Waitrose, Budgens and M&S ...