Whether it's poured over tortilla chips, drizzled on a Philly cheesesteak, or stirred into a pot of macaroni and cheese, Cheez Whiz has a multitude of uses. The jarred variety is great in a pinch ...

As you might have expected, processed cheese like Velveeta and Cheez Whiz aren't made with real cheese ... In case its lack of resemblance to actual bacon wasn't already a dead giveaway, bacon ...